Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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