He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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