All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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