I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Randomize