Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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