Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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