it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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