hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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