You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Randomize
