what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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