maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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