Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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