I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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