He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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