Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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