love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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