Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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