Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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