i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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