So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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