why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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