I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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