It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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