what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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