So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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