You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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