So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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