On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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