dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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