How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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