You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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