I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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