I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
