I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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