I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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