i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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