Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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