now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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