You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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