I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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