I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have demons in me.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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