did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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