Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Two words: blizzard sex
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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