Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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