i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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