Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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