I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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