I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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