Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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