Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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