Farmville is her only friend.
why do cheetos always look like penises
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
PANTIES FOUND
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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