Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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