i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now